I don’t usually waste my intelligence or yours on ‘celebrity’ trivia, but this was too good to miss.
Paris Hilton has claimed that, contrary to rumors she almost certainly started and is delusional enough to believe we might even care about, she’s slept with very few people. In an interview with Glamour magazine she says she doesn’t sleep with every man she meets: “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people.” is the actual quote.
Which proves her talent for math is as keenly honed as the rest of her skills.
…Dear God, this must be the longest fifteen minutes in history.





