Progress is not always a wonderful thing. Thomas Edison invented recording technology in the early 1880′s, and progress has led us from there to a modern society in which every teen you can find has wires in their ears and is utterly unable to comprehend any task that doesn’t need 96 buttons.
Modern memory cards can hold hours of music or thousands of photos – all in the space of a stamp. Yet their average user has the IQ of lint! How can this be?? It’s sad to say, but hard to ignore – Mahler or Madonna, it’s the same every time: Most iPod addicts will drive you to drink.





