An attraction to child porn is the unequivocal sign of an unbalanced mind, but at least one of its addicts have raised the concept of ‘stupid’ to the realms of a science!
MTV recently opened a web site that allowed people of such mental intensity they can watch Paris Hilton without opening a vein, to apply to become her ‘Best Friend.’ And 22-year old Josiah Stevens from Conroe in Texas is one of the legions who gladly applied.
And along with his entry, this intellectual pygmy sent Paris some porn.
On the MTV site fame-hungry fans could enter a contest to meet up with Ms. Hilton and become her BF. You create an account with information about you, then upload an image as your portrait or avatar.
We’ll let the FBI boys try to take it from here….
“The image that was uploaded by Stevens depicted a nude female, approximately 2-3 years old, posed in a sexually lascivious manner, touching the naked genitals of an adult male. Posted on the website by Stevens, this was accessible to the public and any person could view the result. “
MTV called the cops as soon as they found it, and when the FBI seized Stevens’ computer they found a lot more. “Agents found images and videos containing child pornography,” says People, quoting the Fed’s remarkably restrained legal statement. “Some of this included victims under the age of 12, and portrayed sadistic or masochistic conduct or other violence.”
The U.S. Attorney’s Office is making no comment on whether Stevens’ application was ever successful, but it would do him no good as this clueless contestant just got five years in jail for possession of underage porn.
Something tells me Mr. Stevens will still find a friend in his new federal hotel; A 400lb girlfriend named, ‘Bubba.’
Photo by: Chesi
