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Charlie Sheen declares 9/11 a fraud

With a sense of respect that’s as weak as his acting, Charlie Sheen has announced that the US Government itself was behind 9/11.

The New York-born actor, who turned 44 on September 3rd, has just released a fictional transcript in which he ‘interviews’ President Obama and asks him to re-open the 9/11 case.

“The official 9/11 story is a fraud,” says the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star, who earns $850,000 a week from that long-stale show.

According to Mr. Sheen’s most pressing delusions, the attack on the Towers was ‘used as an excuse to disregard the Constitution and the Bill of Rights,’ and the 9/11 Commission was an implausible sham.

The real meat of this rambling and frequently self-serving piece [it takes just takes four lines of the 'interview' for Mr. Sheen's fake President to confess he's a fan,] which you can read here, boils down to these points:

The US Government was directly behind the 9/11 attacks
The 9/11 Commissioners were not told the truth, and thus don’t know what happened
The Pentagon and Bush administration either changed or hid all vital facts
The US Government was actually cooperating with Osama Bin Laden until the big day
The Obama administration still follows illegal Bush-era practices and don’t realize why

Although most of these allegations have been simmering in the cauldron of internet conspiracy-theorists since 2001, Mr. Sheen has summoned a firestorm, not merely because of how dosed-up he sounds, but due even more to his crass, tasteless choice of when to put such groundless psychosis in print.

To further his case, the Golden Globe-winning actor has now appealed to the current President – in a video you can see here – to meet for debate and invoke a new inquiry so we can all know the truth.

Mr Obama has yet to respond, but feel free to leave us your views…

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Charlie Sheen declares 9/11 a fraud

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