The Loquacious Limey

MTV’s Jersey Shore now owes us big bucks

[The Limey] – After nine endless, pain-riddled weeks MTV’s latest hype-driven insult, Jersey Shore has vacated our screens. But rather than give the public a few weeks of BS-free silence the ‘network’ is now leaking stories on how the ‘cast’ of this mindless farce are supposedly demanding more money to do it again.

The offer from their puppet-masters was $10,000 to sign on for next season, and $5,000 a show. But TMZ, says the mindless mouth-breathers who have infested our collective perception like an unwelcome mold are supposedly holding out for $10,000 a show.

MTV has a contractual hold on them for another year, so the cast do not even have the right to renegotiate – Thus proving this entire ’story’ is more brainless, self-serving hype served to a docile, enabling media by the patronising imbeciles who run MTV.

I say, screw the cast – Anyone whose life is so blighted as to have suffered the merest mention or vestige of this televisual abortion should receive compensation for enduring the unrelenting, cretinous, mind-rotting PR tricks MTV has used to promote it…

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MTV’s Jersey Shore now owes us big bucks

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