This is as insightful and accurate as it is well deserved…
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[The Limey] – As you may know, photos of Vanessa Hudgens naked appeared online early this week, and the ‘High School Musical’ actress is now helping the FBI track the thieves who allegedly ‘stole’ them from her Gmail account. The photos show a woman who looks like Hudgens kissing another woman [...] [The Limey] – The latest press-friendly stunt from Miley Cyrus is becoming the gift that just won’t stop giving. Her reps apparently knew weeks in advance that video existed of her using a bong – and they even claim to have tried to suppress it. Just before the video of Cyrus [...] [The Limey] – In her latest tiresome effort to get attention Miley Cyrus has been claiming her purse was stolen last week. But apart some cash and her credit cards the bag also housed her phone, and we’re now meant to believe this contained a nude photo of her. The photo [...] In news that may come to nothing. or may lead to an event that will gang-rape your dreams it’s being floated that Justin Bieber is slated to remake “Bill & Ted.” The 16-year old is apparently in talks for a lead role in a remake of the splendidly stupid 1989 comedy [...] [The Limey] — It what has all the hallmarks of a preconceived ‘error’ played up for the media coverage, Universal has bowed to pressure from a host of celebs and replaced the trailer for the new Vince Vaughn movie, Dilemma. “Ladies and Gentlemen,” Vince tells a crowded conference room in the [...] [The Limey] – Fans of Apple’s curious form of overpriced bling are often blessed with a calm outward demeanor, but Jason Bateman made more than 2,000 of them implacable enemies yesterday when he cut in line for the new iPhone 4G. The former “Arrested Development” star was waiting in line outside [...] [The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ‘split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash. It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as [...] [The Limey] – In what you can expect to be merely the latest in a long line of teases and ‘leaks’ on her condition it’s now being claimed that Mariah Carey and husband, Nick Cannon are preparing for twins. The adolescent campaign of teases and self-serving denials began when Mariah, 41, [...] [The Limey] – In a disputed piece that is almost certainly more MTV hype it’s being reported that the entire cast of that peerless example of brainless inbreeding, ‘Jersey Shore’ are due to be axed and replaced before season three. Somebody up there likes me! Pop Eater says the [...] |
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