This is as insightful and accurate as it is well deserved…
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[The Limey] – For reasons that mercifully escape me celebrity gossip has a huge audience, and the most popular flavor of all is a romance. Today, we hear of one that is clearly a ploy – American Idol host, Ryan Seacrest is apparently about to propose. Ryan, 36, has been dating [...] [The Limey] – In her latest tiresome effort to get attention Miley Cyrus has been claiming her purse was stolen last week. But apart some cash and her credit cards the bag also housed her phone, and we’re now meant to believe this contained a nude photo of her. The photo [...] [The Limey] — It what has all the hallmarks of a preconceived ‘error’ played up for the media coverage, Universal has bowed to pressure from a host of celebs and replaced the trailer for the new Vince Vaughn movie, Dilemma. “Ladies and Gentlemen,” Vince tells a crowded conference room in the [...] [The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ‘split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash. It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as [...] [The Limey] – In what you can expect to be merely the latest in a long line of teases and ‘leaks’ on her condition it’s now being claimed that Mariah Carey and husband, Nick Cannon are preparing for twins. The adolescent campaign of teases and self-serving denials began when Mariah, 41, [...] [The Limey] – In a disputed piece that is almost certainly more MTV hype it’s being reported that the entire cast of that peerless example of brainless inbreeding, ‘Jersey Shore’ are due to be axed and replaced before season three. Somebody up there likes me! Pop Eater says the [...] [The Limey] – So, after what feels like six moths of endless, relentless and immeasurably pointless hype and self-serving marketing, the great Betty White / SNL spectacular is finally done. Now we can suppose NBC will spend the next six months telling us how smart, funny and bitingly relevant the show [...] [The Limey] – In between being every B-list celebrity’s favorite agony aunt on his KIIS-FM radio show, Ryan Seacrest also finds time to front American Idol, and he’s now being praised for saving one contestant, Crystal Bowersox from losing her chance at the prize. Crystal, it seems, was in the process [...] [The Limey] So the music has faded, the red carpet’s rolled up and the whole endless ego-fest is over for a year. Or at least, until James Cameron demands a recount. But of all the clues to be gathered from this glitzy debacle, two stand out above all: Having an original [...] |
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