The news broke this morning that Mel Gibson and his long-estranged wife, Robyn Moore have concluded their divorce arrangements. Despite having never written, appeared in or been obliged to learn even a single line from any of his 43 films the former Mrs. Gibson now stands to collect around $425-million to complete the [...]
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[The Limey] – When the 33 Chilean miners emerged from their ten-week ordeal in the Atacama desert’s San José mine it was predictably the cue for a rash of film offers and deals. And one of those films could be made by no less an auteur than than Brad Pitt. Jon [...] [The Limey] – Movies can affect people in different ways, but James Franco’s new film ’127 Hours,’ has one unwelcome effect – the gory amputation scene makes people pass out. The movie tells the true story of Aaron Ralston who became trapped in Utah’s Blue John Canyon when a huge boulder [...] In news that may come to nothing. or may lead to an event that will gang-rape your dreams it’s being floated that Justin Bieber is slated to remake “Bill & Ted.” The 16-year old is apparently in talks for a lead role in a remake of the splendidly stupid 1989 comedy [...] [The Limey] So the music has faded, the red carpet’s rolled up and the whole endless ego-fest is over for a year. Or at least, until James Cameron demands a recount. But of all the clues to be gathered from this glitzy debacle, two stand out above all: Having an original [...] In yet another unjustified reboot, Oscar winner Adrien Brody has now signed on for Fox’s latest horrendous mistake – the forthcoming remake of Predator. The 36-year old New Yorker will now join Robert Rodriguez’ upcoming retread of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1987 jungle-based romp, which Rodriguez is now writing along with some friends. [...] Since scoring a hypnotic debut in ‘Inglorious Basterds,’ his first major movie to be filmed outside Europe, Christoph Waltz is being widely suggested as Oscar material, and according to DHD he has now proved he deserves such high regard by landing one of the most coveted roles in any current production; The villainous [...] We all know the scene – Some sad, B-list actor announces in a fit of egocentric frustration and unconvincing emotion that they’re ‘finished’ with acting. Fade out…Fade up – ‘Six Months Later:’ The same desperate has-been whose pubescent tantrum was the first earthly clue most Producers had seen that they were [...] With Hollywood now clearly devoid of ideas it should come as little surprise that yet another desperate, cash-grabbing sequel is coming your way. Having grossed $414+ million with ‘Bad Boys’ 1 and 2, the explosion-packed antics of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence as two Miami detectives with a worrying fetish for [...] Having been jointly culpable in creating some of the most intellectually-unfettered fare in the history of movies, three of the screen’s biggest names will now be sharing a scene. Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone have now signed to appear on-screen together in the upcoming movie, ‘The Expendables,’ which Sly [...] |
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