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[The Limey] – For reasons that mercifully escape me celebrity gossip has a huge audience, and the most popular flavor of all is a romance. Today, we hear of one that is clearly a ploy – American Idol host, Ryan Seacrest is apparently about to propose. Ryan, 36, has been dating [...] [The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ‘split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash. It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as [...] [The Limey] – In a disputed piece that is almost certainly more MTV hype it’s being reported that the entire cast of that peerless example of brainless inbreeding, ‘Jersey Shore’ are due to be axed and replaced before season three. Somebody up there likes me! Pop Eater says the [...] [The Limey] – In between being every B-list celebrity’s favorite agony aunt on his KIIS-FM radio show, Ryan Seacrest also finds time to front American Idol, and he’s now being praised for saving one contestant, Crystal Bowersox from losing her chance at the prize. Crystal, it seems, was in the process [...] [The Limey] – I’m not the man’s biggest fan and I’ve never seen the show, but the way Spencer Pratt disappeared from MTV”s tiresome ‘reality’ slapstick ‘The Hills’ is too much to stand. The story, first floated by People said the 26-year old actor was leaving because he’d found “a new [...] [The Limey] – After nine endless, pain-riddled weeks MTV’s latest hype-driven insult, Jersey Shore has vacated our screens. But rather than give the public a few weeks of BS-free silence the ‘network’ is now leaking stories on how the ‘cast’ of this mindless farce are supposedly demanding more money to do it again. [...] [The Limey] After three years of merciful peace, reality star Heidi Montag released her first album on an innocent world at the end of December. And in a characteristically understated display of unfounded ego she announced it was destined for gold. Entitled ‘Superficial’ this tuneless, unwelcome dirge was supposed to be [...] In a worrying sign of the direction reality TV may soon begin taking, MTV just announced they have given the go-ahead to yet another example of unwelcome influence-meets-unscripted cash-cow, the teen-pregnancy reality drama, ‘Teen Mom.’ This tasteless new travesty is proudly seen by the MTV suits as a spin-off from its [...] In a story even more risible than yesterday’s news of a failed pageant queen’s new fame-seeking lawsuit, US Magazine now reports that the indisputable king of the airheads has decided to update his name. In the future, please call him ‘King Spencer Pratt.’ And the 26-year old star of [...] An attraction to child porn is the unequivocal sign of an unbalanced mind, but at least one of its addicts have raised the concept of ‘stupid’ to the realms of a science! MTV recently opened a web site that allowed people of such mental intensity they can watch Paris Hilton without [...] |
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