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Universal insults gays and viewers with ‘Dilemma’ hype

[The Limey] — It what has all the hallmarks of a preconceived ‘error’ played up for the media coverage, Universal has bowed to pressure from a host of celebs and replaced the trailer for the new Vince Vaughn movie, Dilemma.

“Ladies and Gentlemen,” Vince tells a crowded conference room in the [...]

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ‘split’ caused by greed

[The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ‘split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash.

It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as [...]

Mariah Carey proves she’s just one more diva

[The Limey] – In what you can expect to be merely the latest in a long line of teases and ‘leaks’ on her condition it’s now being claimed that Mariah Carey and husband, Nick Cannon are preparing for twins.

The adolescent campaign of teases and self-serving denials began when Mariah, 41, [...]

Did Ryan Seacrest save American Idol hopeful from quitting?

[The Limey] – In between being every B-list celebrity’s favorite agony aunt on his KIIS-FM radio show, Ryan Seacrest also finds time to front American Idol, and he’s now being praised for saving one contestant, Crystal Bowersox from losing her chance at the prize.

Crystal, it seems, was in the process [...]

MTV’s Jersey Shore now owes us big bucks

[The Limey] – After nine endless, pain-riddled weeks MTV’s latest hype-driven insult, Jersey Shore has vacated our screens. But rather than give the public a few weeks of BS-free silence the ‘network’ is now leaking stories on how the ‘cast’ of this mindless farce are supposedly demanding more money to do it again.

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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘fame’ continues to fade…

[The Limey] – On Monday every D-list starlet’s favorite outlet for self-serving stories, those ubiquitous ‘friends’ spoon-fed a laughably transparent tale to the down-market tabloids that Lindsay Lohan was engaging in ‘knife play’ and ‘cutting herself’ from despair.

The resulting attention then gave Ms. Lohan the chance to ‘graciously’ speak to [...]

Can Spencer Pratt be America’s King?

In a story even more risible than yesterday’s news of a failed pageant queen’s new fame-seeking lawsuit, US Magazine now reports that the indisputable king of the airheads has decided to update his name.

In the future, please call him ‘King Spencer Pratt.’

And the 26-year old star of [...]

Heidi Montag flounders in dismal new dirge

After a banquet of hype about how ‘brave’ they both were to be shooting in Mexico at the height of the ‘Swine Flu’ scare stories, the results of Heidi and Spencer’s ill-judged sojourn – Heidi’s new video – have been released to the world.

And a more accomplished example of compound [...]

Quis custodiet, etc…

Is it just me or is anyone else fed up to the teeth with all the self-serving hype about Watchmen?

The movie is based on a 23-year old comic strip, so it could be argued that with a target audience of such obvious intellectual simplicity you need to promote the film [...]

Day 3 – Merry Christmas…You’re Fired!

Now it’s getting ugly. When Writers don’t work, the shows don’t happen. And the fall-out is becoming depressing – All the folks who work the cameras, lighting, sound, make up, wardrobe, catering and a dozen other fields are getting caught in the net. And some are getting fired. The scripts might not come…but the mortgage [...]