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Justin Bieber set to ruin your childhood with ‘Bill & Ted’ reboot

In news that may come to nothing. or may lead to an event that will gang-rape your dreams it’s being floated that Justin Bieber is slated to remake “Bill & Ted.”

The 16-year old is apparently in talks for a lead role in a remake of the splendidly stupid 1989 comedy [...]

The Fox and the Turkey

Well, it happened. The pointless remake of that Sci-Fi classic, “The Day the Earth Stood Still’ I mentioned recently debuted today [Or should that 'escaped'?] and early reviewers report it’s an even more monstrous turkey than survivors of the previews led us to believe.

All remakes are an onanistic exercise in [...]

Guilty of Nothing But Fame

The news came in from Reuters a few hours ago; “Actor Keanu Reeves was cleared on Monday of any liability for injuries a paparazzo claimed he suffered when he was struck by the actor’s car.”

Altogether, now – Yeeeessssssss!

It was blindingly clear from its very [...]