The Loquacious Limey

[The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ’split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash.
It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as the ‘brains’ of the outfit, [...]

[The Limey]  After three years of merciful peace, reality star Heidi Montag released her first album on an innocent world at the end of December. And in a characteristically understated display of unfounded ego she announced it was destined for gold.
Entitled ‘Superficial’ this tuneless, unwelcome dirge was supposed to be released in 2007, but got [...]

In a story even more risible than yesterday’s news of a failed pageant queen’s new fame-seeking lawsuit, US Magazine now reports that the indisputable king of the airheads has decided to update his name.
In the future, please call him ‘King Spencer Pratt.’
And the 26-year old star of MTV’s high-saccharine soap, ‘The Hills’ appears perfectly serious [...]

After the self-induced hype of her ‘Playboy’ appearance was met with the universal indifference it so richly deserved, Heidi Montag is now claiming the risible showing was simply her way to please both her fans;
“Always leave them asking for more,” she explained to Ryan Seacrest on his ‘KIIS-FM’ radio show yesterday. “Next time, I’ll have [...]

After a banquet of hype about how ‘brave’ they both were to be shooting in Mexico at the height of the ‘Swine Flu’ scare stories, the results of Heidi and Spencer’s ill-judged sojourn – Heidi’s new video – have been released to the world.
And a more accomplished example of compound mediocrity it truly is hard [...]