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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag ‘split’ caused by greed

[The Limey] – By now you’ve endured every attention-gaining excuse Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can make up for their ‘split.’ But the real reason for this latest infantile play for attention is simple – these two dim-bulbs just ran out of cash.

It’s well known that Spencer, 26, serves as [...]

MTV reportedly fires Jersey Shore cast over greed

[The Limey] – In a disputed piece that is almost certainly more MTV hype it’s being reported that the entire cast of that peerless example of brainless inbreeding, ‘Jersey Shore’ are due to be axed and replaced before season three.

Somebody up there likes me!

Pop Eater says the [...]

MTV’s Jersey Shore now owes us big bucks

[The Limey] – After nine endless, pain-riddled weeks MTV’s latest hype-driven insult, Jersey Shore has vacated our screens. But rather than give the public a few weeks of BS-free silence the ‘network’ is now leaking stories on how the ‘cast’ of this mindless farce are supposedly demanding more money to do it again.

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MTV plans new teen pregnancy show

In a worrying sign of the direction reality TV may soon begin taking, MTV just announced they have given the go-ahead to yet another example of unwelcome influence-meets-unscripted cash-cow, the teen-pregnancy reality drama, ‘Teen Mom.’

This tasteless new travesty is proudly seen by the MTV suits as a spin-off from its [...]

Can Spencer Pratt be America’s King?

In a story even more risible than yesterday’s news of a failed pageant queen’s new fame-seeking lawsuit, US Magazine now reports that the indisputable king of the airheads has decided to update his name.

In the future, please call him ‘King Spencer Pratt.’

And the 26-year old star of [...]

Paris Hilton TV fan gets pwned with child porn

An attraction to child porn is the unequivocal sign of an unbalanced mind, but at least one of its addicts have raised the concept of ‘stupid’ to the realms of a science!

MTV recently opened a web site that allowed people of such mental intensity they can watch Paris Hilton without [...]

Viacom’s Holiday Bonus

As you’ve all heard, MTV’s ‘Total Request Live’ got canceled last week, and the six people who care all nagged MTV to grant a reprieve. So far – thankfully – the answer is no. And now it’s all over, TRL’s staff and a vast swathe of other MTV workers are [...]