The Loquacious Limey

With a sense of respect that’s as weak as his acting, Charlie Sheen has announced that the US Government itself was behind 9/11.
The New York-born actor, who turned 44 on September 3rd, has just released a fictional transcript in which he ‘interviews’ President Obama and asks him to re-open the 9/11 case.
“The official 9/11 story [...]

A new day begins, and with it a resplendent new chapter in the progress and history of this already remarkable country. For the first time in 233 years the nation has a democratically chosen and duly anointed black man as its leader.
The question now is, who has the intellectual advancement to identify him as such?
For [...]

Congratulations, America. You all did a wonderful thing today in Washington D.C.

So the Holidays are finally over and millions of people awoke this morning, depressed beyond measure and desperately trying to remember where they used to work. I have no doubt that highways all over the land were witness to more than a few commuters bemoaning their need to return to the grind. But all good [...]

The votes are all counted, the bunting is gone and this glorious country is about to traverse yet another frontier as the first Western power to elect as their leader a man who is black. The intellectual eloquence embodied in this act is something of which you should all be boundlessly proud.
I only wish I [...]