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Justin Bieber set to ruin your childhood with ‘Bill & Ted’ reboot

In news that may come to nothing. or may lead to an event that will gang-rape your dreams it’s being floated that Justin Bieber is slated to remake “Bill & Ted.”

The 16-year old is apparently in talks for a lead role in a remake of the splendidly stupid 1989 comedy [...]

Adrien Brody to lead Predator reboot

In yet another unjustified reboot, Oscar winner Adrien Brody has now signed on for Fox’s latest horrendous mistake – the forthcoming remake of Predator.

The 36-year old New Yorker will now join Robert Rodriguez’ upcoming retread of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1987 jungle-based romp, which Rodriguez is now writing along with some friends.

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Fox bows plans to grow recycled Heather

Why all the ‘recycling’ stories are always from Fox is a very strange query – but here’s yet another: The suits in charge of ruining running Fox TV are now preparing a TV-reworking of the High School-angst movie, Heathers.

First released in March of 1989 by Columbia Pictures the ‘crime-drama-romance,’ to [...]

Liam Neeson joins Fox’s A-Team

Now slowly rebuilding his life after losing Natasha in March, Liam Neeson is  in final discussions with Fox to join their upcoming remake of 80′s kitsch icon, ‘The A-Team.’

The 6’4” Irishman, who turned 57 last Sunday, will play Colonel John ‘Hannibal’ Smith, assuming the role first brought to life by [...]